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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap? |
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
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Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. |
;****;
o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?
Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
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One day l went 2 ZOO |
One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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Mouse
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Owl
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Monkey
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"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi
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Machchar or haati |
Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
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Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se |
Santa Se Puchha Ki-”Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Angrez zamano ki kahania.! |
Angrez zamano ki kahania.!
Once there waz a mouse
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He goes slowly to his home.
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He continue his journey slowly
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There waz brigde in way of mouse
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He slowly crosed the brigde
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He waz nearly to his home
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At last he reached the home after long time
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Moral:
slowly and steady wins the race
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Dil se hum aap ko janab |
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.
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Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar |
Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?
Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
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Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein |
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple”Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
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Machchar or haati |
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Ans! Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta
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