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What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and |
What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!!
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Flowers die |
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE
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Congratulations! You've been voted |
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!
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SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. |
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)
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Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, |
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha.
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Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k |
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something.
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apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar |
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.
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logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke |
| logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-)
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Yeh madhosh nigahein, |
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai
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