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teacher sabse garam chez kia he |
teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo
phir mon men longi
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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from |
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. |
| 75yrz old man got married with a
girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't
know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas |
| 11 Galz ask the fruit seller to
give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1
Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
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SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME |
SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME
&
GET A CHILD FREE!!
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A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole |
A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
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Man: please give me black colour condom |
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain? |
Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay
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Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay |
Jis dor may telephone digital nahe
hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar
kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay
nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo
bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone
aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur
awaz sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay
nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha
hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai |
| Girls hostel ki light chali jatti
hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai"
"Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao"
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