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Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din |
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,
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1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy |
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per
tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta
hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le"
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tum ne mere tan se khela |
tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
well played oye well played
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys |
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful
Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy..
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain |
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,(copyright
www.lovelysms.com)
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? |
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai |
frog:tumhare pas dimag
nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi
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Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ? |
eacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Abid : !want 2 help
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