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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on |
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai |
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha
hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" |
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? |
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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**Twinkle Twinkle little star** |
**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha
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kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai |
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kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
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hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by |
| hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!!
hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o
hamara ;)
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