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Wife- i will die. Husband- |
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Wife mean |
Wife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
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a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note |
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a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it
but u still want 2 have it
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. |
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham |
| Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera
naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND
ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his
son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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Three Ways of fast Communication |
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? |
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93
years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say?
She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy |
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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There are three wonders of a woman |
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
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girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu |
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai
kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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