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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan |
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai
yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no
chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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What’s The Moral Of Movies |
What’s The Moral Of Movies
janNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANAA
TITANIC
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
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Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai. |
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->
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Boy in restaurant sees |
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl(furiously):Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty!
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kya tum meri salary mein |
Boyfriend : kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi..?
Girlfriend : Mein toh guzara kar lungi… par tumhara kya hoga..
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Night was dark, |
Night was dark,
Moon was high.
Boy stopd his bike,
girl asked him y?
He came close 2her,
she felt shy.
He went near her & told her 2 words
PETROL KHATAM!
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Boys have fun |
Boys have fun
by teasing girls,
Then girls cry
for few minutes
Girls have fun
by loving boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact :-)
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God made boys and then |
God made boys and then rested.
God made girls and then no one rested
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WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: |
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
Respect her,
Honour her,
Love her,
Protect her,
Care 4 her,
Obey her,
Sacrifice 4 her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
Just smile once (gameover)
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Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof |
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
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