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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan |
| Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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15 mint ke baad woh train |
BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door le Jane wali he.
kia tum apni zuban se koi esa lfz ada nhi kr skti Jis se muJhe umeed ki koi kiran nazar aye.
GIRL:ye waal clock 30 minuts aage hai.
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Main tmy apna bana k |
Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.
After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.
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Musibat k wakt hamasha |
Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->
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Co-education k side effects… |
Co-education k side effects…
Boy:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.
Girl:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.
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A boy in love with a girl |
Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue to be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue to be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in to play and break the legs of the boy.
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Boys Use The Word |
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love
But
Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love
Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE …!!
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Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER, |
Girl’s Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy’s Hrt Is Lke MOBILE
Either Water Falls On Mobile
(Or)
Mobile Fals In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi
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Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars. |
A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher-
Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain.
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Kutti Kamini Confuse |
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please…..
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol
Ya JAAN Bol..
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