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When I take a long time to finish |
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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the sky,s falling down, |
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
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some sms abbreviation |
some sms abbreviation
all the best
ATB
be home let
BHL8
boss is listning
BIL
call u back
later CUBL8R
fine
fi9 or f9
excelent
XLNT
good luck
GUDLUK
running late
RINGL8
wait for
me W84m
where are
you WRU
your
ur
for ur information
FYI
great
GR8
lying
LYN
call u back
later CUB L8R
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never mind people |
never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always mean to
say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.
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i m 6 letter word.235 is |
| i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to
start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give
ans if u r genies.
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If your cursor finds a menu |
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
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Girls r special ones created by god.. |
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet so beautiful. Thats a girl...!
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let mee gooo draw your face ! |
let mee gooo draw your face !
dont move !copyright www.lovelysms.com
,,,,,
@ @
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. ^^ .
. haiy hayi tuseeee kedeh sony hoooo
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Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy |
Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it..
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