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U r walkin in road. |
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U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't
care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no
underware!
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Bachey k khatney k waqt |
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha
hai.
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here. |
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia |
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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee
our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee
kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
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ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the, |
ek jungle
mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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