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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come ou |
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys
put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
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ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage |
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ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe
hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar.
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jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne |
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. |
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they
both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten
evrythng
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Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye? |
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti
hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota"
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller |
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11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not
sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
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curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola |
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se
apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
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MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai |
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
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curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein |
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
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A question was asked from inzi |
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A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first
of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a
team effort especially afridi.
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