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The more you study. the more you know, |
The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study?
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Man: please give me black colour condom |
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow
night love_ever
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One day a lady coming from from a womans |
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One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate
bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
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JUST IMAGINE... |
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in
loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling,
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ..
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein |
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main
doobonga to sahara dega
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Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. |
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea...
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay |
Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se
bhi ziada hon gay
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