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in chemistry class teacher asked a girl |
| in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r
Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
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A daughter sends a telegram |
| A daughter sends a telegram to her
father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful
in BED."
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Best SMS of the year |
| Best SMS of the year- a
Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20
Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes
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A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night |
A Wife is sleeping in the middle
of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up
quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then
realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation?????????????
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese |
| Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a
Japanese
Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was
quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state.
Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic superpower like
Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he
stated. "Give me three days and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
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After having resigned as the CM |
| After having resigned as the CM of
Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes
and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo
appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo,
third from left!
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At a bar in New York |
| At a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's
companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
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At a bar in New York |
| At a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's
companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
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Once Laloo wanted to know |
| Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So
he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe
time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end
replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and
puts the phone down
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Once Laloo wanted to know |
| Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So
he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe
time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end
replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and
puts the phone down
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