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A 90 yr old man started making love |
A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started
sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due
to expired milk.
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class me teacher lacture de raha tha |
lass me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli
hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker
dunga.
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A guy donated blood to his girlfriend |
| A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up
and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back
in monthly instalments
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. |
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and
says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard
hai.Osman 0301-4876609
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa
baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay |
Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai,
kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha
aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
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Mother to her tennage daughter |
Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?
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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 |
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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down
panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to
see the panties.
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What is the difference between secretary |
| What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans:
secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Why women love gold more than men? |
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Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man
has only one carrot.
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A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death |
| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose
between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he
choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never
stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i
have put on a condom.
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