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dosti ka safar lamba hain (In Urdu) |
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dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek
kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!
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mosum he dewana dil hai(In Urdu) |
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mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum
?lux se do bar nahana
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The NHS regrets to inform you tha |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report
to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any
inconvenience.
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A-u r attractive, B- u r best, |
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A-u r attractive,
B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,
G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
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Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum(In Urdu) |
| Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum
ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi
booot se kum ho
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kaash App kabi hamari gali main aaain(In Hindi) |
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Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa
ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain,
ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
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Jub aap angrai lete hain(In Hindi) |
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Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim
kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.
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I m at police station. |
I m at police station. The police caught
me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF
GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED,
Need some ugly MOnkey 2
bail me out , Where r u?
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai |
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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman
Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman
Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur
Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
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God made daylight n called it the SUN. |
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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