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Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh |
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO.
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Scientists all over the world |
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
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Sorry 4 disturbing u. |
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
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After engagement : Superman |
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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Birds love you, |
Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!
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My friend, the best quality |
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
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I ve written nice poem 4 you. |
I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you
R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
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Earth may stop Rotating, |
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!
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Good news fom U Rent free accomondation |
| Good news fom U Rent free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona,
Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100.
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If you have any problms |
| If you have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't
have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai
Kisliye"
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