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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya |
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Boy: "Pura andar gaya?"
Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard
hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal
try kartay hai madam!"
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Ure so sexy u drive me insane |
| Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in
pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong
number
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pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo |
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH
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some callme funny,some one call me sunny |
| some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey
what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!!
now shut upu!!!!!!!!!
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi |
| Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda
kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius
temperature hai
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Police is looking for someone |
| Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent,
funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE
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If people say UR CUTE punch them |
| If people say UR CUTE punch
them they can't fool u like that.
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My friend the best quality |
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL
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Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum. |
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
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so sweet is ur smile |
| so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see
how sweet r my lies
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