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IRTIZA SMS |
| GIRL,TUM DIN MAY KITNI BAAR SHAVE KARTEY HO?
BOY:30 SAY 40 BAAR.
GIRL,KIYA TUM PAGAL HO?
BOY,NAHI MAY TO
"HUJAAM" HON YAAR |
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99 sawal |
| hira ne khurram se 99 sawal puchhe or kaha k har sahi jawab k 10 rupe jeetoge or ghalat jawab k 5 rupe haroge. khurram ne jitne pese jeete utne hi hare. batao khurram ne kitne jawab sahi diye or kitne ghalat. |
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If ur world is spining Round & Round |
| If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE |
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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When I was born Devil said |
| When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him |
| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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When i open my eyes every morning |
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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