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Romance Mathematics |
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? |
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
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One night, Mooch was making love |
| One night, Mooch was making
love for the first time after the
wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke
the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it"
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Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee |
| Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne
kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne
dhoondhi thi
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What a bad day 4 elisa! |
What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she
decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz
she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back
unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed &
khali ot
top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad
asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who
is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali
had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything
is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............
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A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD |
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP
WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!
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NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE |
| NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT
CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE
GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY
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teacher teaching algebra to student |
eacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
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Sadham meets kajol n asks her |
| Sadham meets kajol n
asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says "
Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says "
kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!
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How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend |
| How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner?
Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2
introduce 2 u Later
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