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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? |
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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Life is like a P--nIS. |
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft,
smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy
da PE-iS....OOOps, I
mean life.
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick |
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious
wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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a childhad never seen his hips |
a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his
hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
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aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha |
| aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is
mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki
salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea
maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana
isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi
kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain
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Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll |
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll |
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? |
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange
and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand
him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Man said to God : Why did you make women |
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But
why did you make them so dumb?
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God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Teacher: "I killed a person" |
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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