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Gogos boyfriend |
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?
Gogo:I'm watching T.V.
Grand Child :Do you have a boy friend?
Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and decided to
answer nobakanjani.
Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !
Grand child :Yo've got such a wonderful bf.
KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR
Pastor :Where is your Grandmother ?
Grand child:She is in her room ,banging her BOYFRIEND
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HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA |
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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a man wanted sex from his wife |
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a man wanted
sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was
tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came
back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from
maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4
free!!
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Husband touched boobs and |
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka |
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
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Secretary to Boss : sir aap |
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal
dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
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Ramlal, Bagwan say. |
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey
kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta
tuj ko biwi chaie.
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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they |
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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne
usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? |
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye |
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi
puchegi.
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