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Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay |
Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt
log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay
hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone
aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz
sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur
abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat
tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan
Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai |
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti
hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se
kaam chalao"
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Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi |
Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case |
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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR
HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, |
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai
pahunch gai.
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Boy to girl in romantic mood |
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi
achi film hay"
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
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Pledge of BOYS |
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Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our
occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education...
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a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab. |
a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own
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A Nurse come in Doc's Room. |
A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.
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