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As by xperience my |
As by xperience my
advice 4u friends-
have only one girl
friend otherwise ur life
will b very sad like me
1side Aiswarya puling
me 4 cinema other
side sania pulling me 4
tennis and Priety
keeps sending luv
messages 2 me! silly gals!
wat can i do? oh no...!
i'm getting a call from
katrina kaif.
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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki |
| Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai.
yun to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.
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Jab hota hai tera didar, |
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..
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PRACTICE AT UR HOME |
PRACTICE AT
UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
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Think well, |
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
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We WIN and LOSE things everyday. |
We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
Buttrust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head!
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Winter comes again n again, |
| Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like
you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n
again....
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI |
| CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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want to suck you... lick you. |
| want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna
feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream
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This is the telephone terrorist team |
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus
will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your
mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly
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