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darling |
darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K
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If i was a dog |
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
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A husband was stung by a bee |
| A husband was stung by
a bee on his pnes and it became
swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the
size as it is.
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It's better to stay away from girls. |
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It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your
life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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this is your mobile operator we can see that |
| this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use
your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
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this is your mobile operator we can see that |
| this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use
your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY |
| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A
CUTY};-
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY |
| BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A
CUTY};-
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What is the height of Flirting? |
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
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there are 3 chambers in my heart. |
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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