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MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya |
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha
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one day three men walk 2 de bar |
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one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first
one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny
walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE |
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EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE
KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO
OPPER BAND LOANGA"
INAYAT
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati |
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi
to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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1 man asked to other |
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said
no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road |
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? |
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum |
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop
say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
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