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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife |
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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya
aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
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Husband to a newly wed Wife |
| Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,,
wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there
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sardar ji to his friend: |
| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari
ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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Man:what is million years to u? |
Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi) |
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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After a quarrel, a husband said |
After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi) |
Husband wife ki godh mein
leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. |
Patient : I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.
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what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S |
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S
UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
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Mother to Teenage Daughter |
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about
SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
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